- Are You Smarter Than an Ottoman?
- Project Segway
- Would You Eat This for Money?
- America’s Next Top Preclear
- Who Wants to Be a Cultural Footnote?
Five ways you’re unleashing the power of your blog
January 29th, 2008
- tearing the veil away from the morally bankrupt raincheck policy at Marshall’s
- “crowdsourcing” the naming of your new unicycle
- taking a symbolic day off from blogging to protest the unjust treatment of “some Oriental dude” you read about on Slashdot
- daring to name names in the “personal holocaust of customer service” you recently suffered at Fry’s
- funny new snapshot of your kitty, “Warrant Officer Ripley,” acting like she’s people
Five more Halloween costumes your sorority sisters are considering
October 21st, 2007
- Sexy Prius
- Sexy Ahmadinejad
- Sexy Oncologist
- Sexy Alexander Pope
- Sexy Scented Candle
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